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A Fellow's Retort
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    The winds of time drift through the raspy hair of a sleeping Jack Fellow. His eyes flutter but do not open yet, still chasing some sort of dream.

    On his television plays a wonderful promo by the one and only Val Nedved. It seems poor Jack has fallen asleep, too many big words for the warped mind perhaps.

    Suddenly, Jack springs to his feet! Fully awake he discharges a dream injected retort.


    Jack: Well who would have thought we'd be in this position, Val.

    Taking on one another for the ELW title.

    While you were busy studying Canadian history, I've been training long and hard so you'll have to forgive me.

    And speaking of forgiveness, you'll have to forgive me again as I'm going to take a minute to address something else.


    An interesting strategy, go completely off topic!

    How will this turn out?


    Jack: I would just like to say that since joining forces with the J-Crew, my eyes have really begun to open. For that I am very thankful to my new friends.

    But the other day I had a vision. Possibly something from before my head injury, I'm not too sure. I saw awful things though.

    Things that were real and happening. How could we live in such a disaster-filled land!?

    I will fight this before it is too late! Mark my words!

    MARK THEEEEMMMMMMM!!!


    The camera shakes like a 5.1 earthquake has just struck.

    Three towns over.

    Scary stuff.

    Jack shakes some dust off his leather coat.


    Jack: Where was I?

    Right, Val, buddy.

    I'm not really sure what you think you know about me, but the truth is you know nothing.

    You're full of shit and your paintings look worse then something pulled from a kindergarten classroom.

    Stop pretending you have everything figured out because frankly you don't. You have no idea what is coming!


    I wish I knew what was coming...

    Jack: What!?

    What!?

    Jack: Shut up!

    K.

    Jack: Val, I suggest you go meditate and take in the lovely experience of being healthy and all that jazz.

    When we meet, I will be out for your blood.

    I'm going to teach your pompous ass a lesson in cruelty.

    Now go ahead and fill me in with an essay about cruelty to act like you know.


    He is sneering awfully hard right now.

    Jack: You won't know until I show you.

    Just wait.


    And that is all for now!

    Goodbye!



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